10 Funniest Cat Puns & Sayings That Belong on a T-Shirt
Cat Puns Never Get Old
Cats have been the internet’s favorite comedians for years, and their antics have inspired some of the most shareable jokes out there. Add a clever pun, and suddenly you’ve got the purr-fect recipe for a T-shirt that makes people smile the second they see it. Whether you’re a proud cat parent, a lover of witty wordplay, or both - cat pun shirts are a wardrobe must-have.
At WhiskerWear, we love taking these ideas and turning them into fun, wearable art. Here are the 10 funniest cat puns and sayings that totally deserve a spot on your next favorite tee.
10 Funniest Cat Puns/Sayings for T-Shirts
1. “Stay Pawsitive”
You literally can't go wrong with this one on your t-shirt (if you slap a little picture of an adorable kitty, it's utterly purr-fect!). It's simple, uplifting, and perfect for everyday wear. A positive mantra with a cat twist.
2. “Everything I Own Is Covered in Cat Hair”
Funny because it’s true. Every cat owner nods knowingly at this one. Relatable!
3. “You’ve Cat to Be Kitten Me Right Meow”
One of the internet’s favorite phrases—instantly gets a laugh. Have you seen WhiskerWear's version yet?
4. “Purr More, Hiss Less”
The feline spin on “spread love, not hate". Would you wear it to your cat's birthday?
5. “Personally Victimized by My Cat”
For anyone who’s ever been on the receiving end of a random scratch or ignored cuddle request.
6. “I Work Hard So My Cat Can Have a Better Life”
A hilarious, all-too-real sentiment for any cat parent. Our feline overlords know this is true, even if they pretend not to.
7. “Meowy Christmas", "Happy Meowlloween", etc.
Seasonal cat puns that keep your wardrobe festive all year long. Because cats are part of the whole year - every day and every season.
8. “Nine Lives – Zero Regrets”
A bold, attitude-driven slogan that channels pure cat energy.
9. “Cat Mom / Cat Dad”
Straightforward identity tees—best-selling classics for a reason. Wear your identity proudly :)
10. “Tell Your Cat I Said PSPSPS”
This one is self-explanatory and you really can't get enough of how cute it is. Gets my friends rolling every time (even my cat giggles a bit, I think).
WhiskerWear's Very Own Original Cat Tees
Love these sayings? You can find several of them already on tees at WhiskerWear, as well as many other original ideas you can't find on other sites! Our designs mix bold typography, playful illustration, and a good dose of humor—perfect for gifting or treating yourself.
Let Us Know!
Which of these purr-fectly funny puns would you wear? Share your favorite with us—and check out our full collection of silly cat T-shirts at WhiskerWear.
1 comment
My favorite one is the one in the picture looool it’s actually so funny