Zoomer slang, but make it feline. This tee flips the internet’s favorite phrase and gives it a whiskered remix: “No, Cat. On Dog, Fur Real.” It’s the ultimate shirt for meme lovers, cat people, and anyone who wants their outfit to come with a built-in punchline.
Made from soft, breathable cotton, this shirt keeps you comfy while delivering laughs. Perfect for casual wear, gifting to your funniest friend, or just confusing your parents (which is half the fun).
🐾 Clever slang parody design that lands with the TikTok crowd. 🐾 Backed by our 100% satisfaction guarantee. 🐾 Soft cotton fit that’s ideal for everyday wear. 🐾 Pair it with a WhiskerWear mug—because even cats need something to sip while they spill the tea.
Because sometimes the only way to say it is with slang—and a cat pun.
Product features - Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit. - Durable double-needle stitching on all seams ensures longevity. - Designed without side seams to enhance comfort and aesthetics. - Garment-dyed fabric offers a soft texture and vibrant color. - Pre-shrunk cotton guarantees consistent size retention.
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
