Zoomer slang, but make it feline. This tee flips the internet’s favorite phrase and gives it a whiskered remix: “No, Cat. On Dog, Fur Real.” It’s the ultimate shirt for meme lovers, cat people, and anyone who wants their outfit to come with a built-in punchline.
Made from soft, breathable cotton, this shirt keeps you comfy while delivering laughs. Perfect for casual wear, gifting to your funniest friend, or just confusing your parents (which is half the fun).
🐾 Clever slang parody design that lands with the TikTok crowd. 🐾 Backed by our 100% satisfaction guarantee. 🐾 Soft cotton fit that’s ideal for everyday wear. 🐾 Pair it with a WhiskerWear mug—because even cats need something to sip while they spill the tea.
Because sometimes the only way to say it is with slang—and a cat pun.
Product features - Tubular knit construction reduces fabric waste and offers a seamless look. - Highly elastic ribbed collar retains shape for lasting quality. - Shoulder tape stabilizes seams, preventing stretching over time. - Crafted from soft, durable 100% ring-spun cotton for everyday comfort. - Ethically made from US cotton, certified for safety and quality.
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
